Prove It!: Our Planet Once Had Two Moons

Two moons, a treadmill moon along with a Deathstar

Proceed and obtain all of the "that's no moon" from your systems now. "That's no moon." Shall we be good Awesome. According to an alternative theory suggested by researchers, just before 4.4 billion years back, earth might have had two moons. Hey, guess what happens they are saying: if you value something, ignore it -- whether it returns, it's yours, whether it does not, then SERIOUSLY F*** THAT MOON, It Had Been A CHEAPSKATE And Not Taken Care Of DINNER Whenever We Went ON DATES ANYWAY. "Let us go Nederlander" -- eff you bro, I am a lady!

Earth had two moons, astronomers now think. However the more compact one smashed in to the other with what has been known as the "large splat."

The end result: Our world remained having a single bulked-up and ever-so-slightly uneven moon.

The astronomers emerged using the scenario to describe why the moon's far side is a lot more hilly compared to one that's always facing Earth.

LOL @ "the large splat". We are speaking about two little moons colliding, not the roll-out of the known world. That would have been a teeeeensy splat at best. Like hitting a bug in your arm. Talking about which -- a buddy once explained should you lick in the splatter after killing a bug it'll enable you to get high. Well I am here to inform you it isn't true and we are not buddies any longer.

Earth's 2 Moons It Isn't Lunacy, But New Theory [huffingtonpost]

Because of Pat, Kelpie and Leonerd, who agree it isn't how big your moons that counts, it's the way you land your lunar module.

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